"That's not our demographic."

My name is Nancy Upton. I'm a size 12 and wanted to show American Apparel my fresh face (and full figure). My good friend Shannon Skloss came over to take some "booty-ful" photos of me...but I just couldn't stop eating.

I came in first place in the AA 'Next BIG Thing' contest, but won't be modeling for the company any time soon.

You can find me on Twitter: @Nancyupton
Or email: nancyupton@gmail.com

Blagoblag on the Webosphere

Hello folks.

So, Shannon is working on building me a spiffy website where this blog and all my other internet stuff can live. I’m trying to generate content and ideas for it as well, so I haven’t been blogging too much over here. As soon as it has taken enough shape to move the blog over, we’ll do that and archive this tumblr for posterity. Posterior posterity. Ha.

Did I say “blog” enough in that last paragraph? One can only hope so.

Today I’m going to talk with the Feast of Fun guys again. They are a total treat, and I’m very much looking forward to it. I’ve got a great hacking cough going on right now, so that’ll be totally gross to hear on a podcast.

In the last nine days, I’ve fallen down twice. I’ve got a giant bruise on my left knee, and last night I slipped and took out a sandwich board at a chain restaurant. It crashed to the ground and a guy jumped up and went “OH MY GOD, ARE YOU HURT?”

Just my pride, gentle stranger. Just my pride.

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